Death Fitness Patch Challenge

Don't buy the honor.
Earn it.

Three levels. Three patches. Beat the clock on video and we mail you the patch, free. That's how you earn a spot in the Hall of Pain.

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Hell Hound patch
Level 1

Hell Hound

1 DeckUnder 30:00

Pick any one deck: Upper Body, Lower Body, or Core & Cardio. Finish every card in under 30 minutes.

Grim Reaper patch
Level 2

Grim Reaper

2 DecksUnder 1 hour

Combine Upper Body and Lower Body into one stack. Finish both in under 60 minutes.

Angel of Death patch
Level 3

Angel of Death

3 DecksUnder 2 hours

All three decks shuffled together. Finish every card in under 2 hours.

Under 90 minutes? Patch + $1,000.

Beat the 1:13:28 record and it's $2,000.

See the $1,000 Challenge

How to claim your patch

Make it clean. Make it legit.

  1. 01

    Film the whole thing

    One continuous take with a timer visible the entire time. No cuts.

  2. 02

    Send it in

    Email the video or a download link to patches@deathfitness.com.

  3. 03

    Get your patch

    We verify your time and ship the patch to you. Free.

  • Official Death Fitness decks only
  • Every card, honest reps
  • Earn all three at your own pace

You've got the decks. You've got the grit.

Patches are free. The work is not.

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